i was born in the streets of romania
born to a bitch got brought to a shelter
life started tuff it was ruff in my home town
then it picked up, went off searching new grounds
travlled ‘cross the seas in the back of a van
don’t know what’s going on someone help me man
I arrived in England in a cloak of darkness
Then I started to learn just how the other half lives
Rags to riches
Wags to scritches
Rags to riches
Wags to scritches
now this pup’s livin’ in the laps of luxury
everyone who walks by stops and stares at me
i’m super cute wanna rub my tummy
Hey look them ears they’re really really fluffy
Beverley Hills Chihuahua ain’t got nothin’ on me
No corniness here yeah my food is grain free
you never seen such a bad ass pup
my teeth are still growing but i’ll cut you up
Rags to riches
Wags to scritches
Rags to riches
Wags to scritches
don’t come too close cos i ain’t no sap
don’t give me yap when it’s time for a nap
I’m so tough I’m not afraid of the dark
If there’s a squirrel outside then i’ll bark bark bark
I’m tougher than you, send you round in loops
You’re gonna run faster than my stinky poops
Outrun the police then it’s time for a snooze
My favourite thing to do is chew on your shoes
Always surrounded by fly ass women (giggle)
Bitches don’t know about my favourite food - chicken
I’m about to explode like a powder keg
Then i’ll sneak up behind ya and hump your leg (howl)
Rags to riches
Wags to scritches
Rags to riches
Wags to scritches
Rags to riches
Wags to scritches
Rags to riches
Wags to scritches (howl)
